Gosh... I hope I won't kena food poisoning! 
For 'breakfast' this morning, I ate the last 1/3 of my favourite
Chimmy's Choc Eclair, which I suddenly realised had been bought
last Thursday!
Still got one entire Lemon Tart to makan... also bought last
Thursday.
And got half a container full of Korean Chicken Karaage, also
bought last Thursday! Don't know if that one is still safe
for human consumption or not... 
omfgwtfbbq. you really shouldn't keep food for so long you know.
keep this up and something in your fridge will become sentient one
day. some of the contents will start talking to you or each
other!